Momma’s Jokes

The Universal Jokes that I find that make me laugh and cry because they are so outside of human control or intervention and woven in so perfectly as to leave no doubt, no question, as to the author’s divinity.

The Bee Gees

These days in order to stay alive, humans need more than ever to study the bees. I am currently studying pet CPR, which is best performed to the pace of the Bee Gee’s hit “Stayin’ Alive”. The little inside joke is that for our souls eternal life, it is programmed in, equally important to the study of Bees, that we also study Ge’ez.

Thus we study the Ah, Bee, Ge’ez, required for “Stayin Alive”. One of the programs I teach is Pet CPR, first aid and care for your pets. Bee Ready!

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